You may have plenty of skeletons in your closet. We, however, have a skeleton on our ceiling. See him over in the corner of the picture. My dear sister threw him up there weeks ago and he's still there.
As for the holes, they are there because we are trying to figure out why our shower continues to leak into the kitchen. It's a frustrating problem 'cause we can't seem to find the source of the leak. I guess that makes it a ghost leak?