Since my DH and I will be in France in a few days, and Laurence is the only one in her family that speaks English, I thought it would be prudent to look up a few useful phrases. I've got a phrase book on my kindle, but thought I'd see what I'd find online. Ominlot.com has a list of "useful French phrases" that includes the above phrase. Have I given you enough time and space to figure it out if you want? The translation is: My hovercraft is full of eels. I wonder if I'll be able to use this phrase in a conversation?